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ask-sassy-ghirahim:

Oh certainly those who would feel otherwise exist

But I would argue that their perception of flawlessness, is in fact, flawed. I can’t very well expect such inferior creatures as humans to share my ideal standards, can I?

ask-sassy-ghirahim:

I assure you it has not been without effort on my behalf. Perfection takes a significant amount of work, and endless maintenance. Though you are more than welcome to gaze upon the fruits of my efforts. What is the purpose of beauty and perfection if it is not to be revered and seen by all?

ask-sassy-ghirahim:

Aren’t we all?

inforthelaughs:

I love the animation in Fullmetal Alchemist. I love how it can go

from this

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to this

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and not seem odd at all

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

lightheartedrebelmage:

whosherlockedthestarkids:

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

We just use our teeth to puncture and then just suck…if we are really thirsty that’s when the victim with get a larger circular gash because we use the rest of our teeth to rip the skin open

"we"

xx092813:

in case you didn’t know

xx092813:

in case you didn’t know

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
zero-jr:

THEY HAVE MY BRAND

zero-jr:

THEY HAVE MY BRAND

billytalentband:

Hey Gang,

So we seem to have caused some confusion with us releasing a Greatest Hits record, so I’m here to clarify a few things. WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP!!! Haha…this is not the end of Billy Talent, and in all honesty it’s quite the opposite! In our minds, the Greatest Hits is more of a…